A Penis, A Cucumber And A Zucchini
A penis, a cucumber and a zucchini are having a conversation about who has the worst life.
The cucumber speaks first: My life is so bad, I get cut up raw and thrown in with all these asian foods and cooked.
The zucchini says: Pfft… that’s nothing. I have a bad taste and get left to the side not to mention no one likes me.
The penis says: You guys think you got it bad?! about once a week I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved in a dark cave and banged around until I throw up!
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